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Alay

Yeep.. Alay.. A-L-A-Y.. Pasti sering denger kan? apa itu ALAY???

1. Selalu ngerasa paling tahu tentang musik. Sok suka dengerin Bullet for My Valentine, tapi kalau Kangen Band manggung suka heboh sendiri. Tampil di liveshow musik seperti Dahsyat, Inbox, dan Derings, lalu bergoyang nggak jelas

2. tongkrongannya di pinggir pinggir jalan (yang cewek godain cowok,yang cowok godain cewe yang lagi lewat)

3. kalo lagi ngumpul bawa handshet buat dengerin lagu lewat handphone(suka pamer ga jelas & sok asik gitu deh). Trus sok telpon-telponan dan SMS-SMS an.. kondisi terparah,, biasanya suka ngunjukin SMS dari ce/co ke temenya,, biar dibilang kl ce/co nya perhatian ama dia..

4. sok EMO tapi ditanya sejarahnya emo ga tau. Bahkan menyangka D'Massiv juga termasuk emo.

5. sok pengen 'gaul' mau ngikutin tren yang sekarang tapi terlalu LEBAY (cth: nge-mix baju ga kira kira ; baju ijo,celana kotak kotak,sepatu merah,kacamata biru!)

6. SELALU ada acara yg namanya 'putu putu narziz' .Entah itu di sekolah orang, WC umum, mobil mewah punya orang lain, kamar ganti di mall, stasiun Tanah Abang, angkot, rumah majikan, dll.

7. fotonya ga nahan smua! (dengan gaya di imut imutin,dideketin lampu biar 'terang bgt',foto deket bgt dari wajah *biar jeleknya ga keliatan*,foto dari atas *biar kelihatan keren kali ya*,dll..pokoknya yang bisa bikin ENEG semua orang)

8. buat cewek tiap hari kerjaannya ngomongin ttg cowooooooooo mulu! (cth: eh tau ga si A tadi gini loh sama gue hahaha lucu bgt ya? *ga lucu!)(yah pokoknya sok pamer gitu deh*berasa cantik)

9. buat cowok..tiap hari kerjaannya cari musuh(ribut) mulu sama temen temen cowoknya yg lain *biar dianggep keren gituw*

10. di friendster.. bagi yang cewek di ff nya majang cowok cowok ganteng semua *meski ga kenal,biar dianggep cantik & gaull* kalo yg cowok ya majang ffnya cewek semua*walau ga kenal* biar dikata cowok ganteng.

11. T U L I S A N
- iya : ia
- kamu: kamuh,kammo,kamoh,kamuwh,kamyu,qamu,etc
- aku : akyu,aq,akko,akkoh,aquwh,etc
- maaf: mu'uph,muphs,maav,etc
- sorry: cowyie,cory,tory(?),etc
- add : ett,etths,aad,edd,etc
- for : vo,fur(zz),pols,etc
- lagi : agi,agy
- makan: mums,mu'umhs,etc
- lucu : lutchuw,uchul,luthu,etc
- siapa: cppa,cp,ciuppu,siappva,etc
- apa : uppu,apva,aps,etc
- narsis: narciezt,narciest,etc
- tulisannya gede kecil dan pake angka (idihh)
&&& masih bnyak lagi!

12. suka ngirim bulbo ga jelas di YM, FS atau FB :"akko onlenndh dcnniih" ato "ayokk perang cummendh cmma saiia" etc (paling parah lagi kalo ngirim bulbo dengan judul "********" tapi isinya kosong!) ih kampret bner deh tu orang orang alay.

13. menganggap dirinya eksis di friendster atau Facebook atau Multiply (kalo comments banyak itu berarti anak gaul jadi lomba banyak-banyakan comment) *please deh ga bgt! emang kenapa coba kalo commentnya banyak?dapet rekor muri ya? ga penting bgt deh..

14. kalo ada org yg cuman view profil kita , kita bilang gini : "hey cuman view nih?" ato "heey jgn cuman view doang,add dong! (kalo emang segitu pentingnya orang nge-ADD buat kita..kenapa kita ga nge-ADD dia waktu kita mau ngasih testi?)

15. friendster dipenuhi glitter-glitter norak yang pastinya bisa ngerusak retina mata zz

16. nama friendster mengagung -agungkan diri sendiri,seperti : pRinceSs cuTez,sHa luccU,tIkka cAntieqq,etc. (pede bgt sih?)

17. kata /singkatan selalu diakhiri huruf z/s (cth : nama adalah talitra,dbuat jadi : talz. nama adalah niken,dibuat jadi qens..dsb!)

18. foto di friendster bisa nyampe 300 lebih padahal cuman foto DIRINYA SENDIRI

19. diam diam mengidolakan : kangen band,st12,radja,ato bahkan GARNET BAND

20. suka menghina orang lain yang ga sama kaya dia.

jd kamyu alay bukan, kalo aqyu iyhah ...

Terms
emo = emosi
Putu putu narziz = photo photo narsis..
lebay = suka melebih lebihkan
ALAY = sebutan / bhs gaul ABC yg termasuk di 12 katagori tsb
ABC = Anak Bau Chiki (komunitas ini biasa nya peralihan menuju ABG)

ciyuuu... (see you...)

Kalo mau baca selengkapnya bisa klik link ini: http://tolololpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Narsis#Ciri-ciri_Alaytheisme

Green Day

Green Day adalah sebuah kelompok musik bergenre punk rock yang berasal dari California, Amerika Serikat dan terdiri atas Billie Joe Armstrong (penyanyi utama, gitaris), Mike Dirnt (basis, penyanyi pendukung), dan Tré Cool (pemain drum, penyanyi pendukung). Green Day telah diakui di dunia musik karena keberhasilan mereka dalam mengembalikan dan membuat genre punk rock kembali terkenal, bersama-sama dengan grup musik tahun 1990-an seperti The Offspring dan Rancid.

Musik mereka telah mempengaruhi banyak kelompok musik beraliran punk lain, seperti Blink 182 dan Good Charlotte.

Grup musik ini telah menjual lebih dari 50 juta album di Amerika Serikat dan lebih dari 100 juta album di seluruh dunia. Green Day telah memenangkan berbagai penghargaan, seperti MTV Video Music Awards dan Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, juga berbagai penghargaan lainnya, serta telah memenangkan 3 Grammy Awards (Best Alternative ALbum untuk Dookie, Best Rock Album untuk American Idiot dan Record of the Year untuk Boulevard of Broken Dreams).



Album: 1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours

Terbit: 1 Juli 1991

Penjualan: Worldwide: RIAA certification: Gold

Label: Lookout! Records

Produser: Green Day dan Andy Ernst

Tracks: At the Library, Don't Leave Me, I Was There, Disappearing Boy, Green Day, Going to Pasalacqua, 16, Road to Acceptance, Rest, The Judge's D

aughter, Paper Lanterns, Why Do You Want Him?, 409 in Your Coffeemaker, Knowledge, 1000 Hours, Dry Ice, Only of You, The One I Want, I Want to Be Alone





Album: Kerplunk!

Terbit: 7 Januari 1992

Penjualan: RIAA certification: Platinum

Label: Lookout! Records

Produser: Green Day dan Andy Ernst

Lagu: 2000 Light Years Away, One For the

Razorbacks, Welcome to Paradise, Christie Road, Private Ale, Dominated Love Slave, One of My Lies, 80, Android, No One Knows, Who Wrote Holden Caulfield, Words I Might Have Ate, Sweet Children, Best Thing in Town, Strangeland, My Generation



Album: Dookie

Terbit: 1 Februari 1994

Grammy Award for Best Alternative Music Album 1995

Chart positions: #2 US, #13 UK, #4 GER

Sales: Worldwide: 15 million[3], RIAA certification: 10x Platinum (Diamond), UK 2x Platinum (600,000)

Label: Reprise Records

Produser: Green Day dan Rob Cavallo

Lagu: Burnout, Having a Blast, Chump, Longview, Welcome to Paradise, Pulling Teeth, Basket Case, She, Sassafras Roots, When I Come Around, Coming Clean, Emenius Sleepus, In the End, F.O.D./All By Myself




Album: Insomniac

Terbit: 10 Oktober 1995

Chart positions: #2 US, #8 UK, #12 GER

Penjualan: Worldwide: RIAA certification: 2x Platinum, UK: Silver (60,000)

Label: Reprise Records

Produser: Green Day dan Rob Cavallo

Lagu: Armatage Shanks, Brat, Stuck With Me, Geek Stink Breath, No Pride, Babs Uvula Who?, 86, Panic Song, Stuart and the Ave., Brain Stew, Jaded, Westbound Sign, Tight Wad Hill, Walking Contradiction



Album: Nimrod

Terbit: 14 Oktober 1997

Chart positions: #10 US, #3 AUS, #11 UK, #31 GER

Penjualan: RIAA certification: 2x Platinum, UK: Silver

Label: Reprise Records

Produser: Green Day dan Rob Cavallo

Lagu: Nice Guys Finish Last, Hitchin' a Ride, The Grouch, Redundant, Scattered, All the Time, Worry Rock, Platypus (I Hate You), Uptight, Last Ride in, Jinx, Haushinka, Walking Alone, Reject, Take Back, King for a Day, Good Riddance (Time of Your Life), Prosthetic Head



Album: Warning

Terbit: 3 Oktober 2000

Chart position: #4 US, #4 UK, #7 AUS, #21 GER

Penjualan: Worldwide: RIAA certification: Platinum, UK: Gold (100,000)

Label: Reprise Records

Produser: Green Day

Lagu: Warning, Blood, Sex, and Booze, Church on Sunday, Fashion Victim, Castaway, Misery, Deadbeat Holiday, Hold On, Jackass, Waiting, Minority, Macy's Day Parade



Album: International Superhits!

Terbit: 13 November 2001

Chart position: #40 US, #15 UK, #11 AUS, #67 GER

Penjualan: Worldwide: RIAA certification: Platinum, UK: Platinum (300,000)

Label: Reprise Records

Produser: Tracks 1-2 by Jerry Finn and Green Day, Tracks 3-15 by Rob Cavallo and Green Day, Tracks 16-21 by Green Day

Lagu: Maria, Poprocks and Coke, Longview, Welcome to Paradise, Basket Case, When I Come Around, She, J.A.R. (Jason Andrew Relva), Geek Stink Breath, Brain Stew, Jaded, Walking Contradiction, Stuck With Me, Hitchin' a Ride, Good Riddance (Time of Your Life), Redundant, Nice Guys Finish Last, Minority, Warning, Waiting, Macy's Day Parade



Album: Shenanigans

Terbit: 2 Juli 2002

Chart position: #27 US, #32 UK, #100 GER

Penjualan: Worldwide: 2 million

Label: Reprise Records

Produser: Green Day and Rob Cavallo

Lagu: Suffocate, Desensitized, You Lied, Outsider, Don't Wanna Fall in Love, Espionage, I Want to Be on TV, Scumbag, Tired of Waiting for You, Sick of Me, Rotting, Do Da Da, On The Wagon, Ha Ha You're Dead



Album: American Idiot

Terbit: 21 September 2004

Grammy Awards for Best Rock Album 2005 and Record of the Year 2006 for "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Chart position: #1 US, #1 UK, #1 AUS, #1 Japan, #1 Sweden, #1 Switzerland, #1 Austria, #3 Germany

Penjualan: Worldwide: 10 million, RIAA certification: 5x Platinum, UK: 3x Platinum (900,000)

Label: Reprise Records

Producers: Green Day and Rob Cavallo

Lagu: American Idiot, Jesus of Suburbia, Holiday, Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Are We The Waiting, St. Jimmy, Give Me Novacaine, She's a Rebel, Extraordinary Girl, Letterbomb, Wake Me Up When September Ends, Homecoming, Whatsername



Album: 21st Century Breakdown

Terbit: 15 Mei 2009

Grammy Awards for Best Rock Album at the 52nd Grammy Awards

Chart Position: #1 US, #1 Europe, #1 UK, #1 Austria, #1 Canada, #1 French, #1 Japan

Penjualan: Worldwide: 8 million, RIAA certification: 9 Platinum (2x Platinum Canada), 7 Gold

Label: Reprise Records

Produser: Green Day and Butch Vig

Lagu: Song of the Century, 21st Century Breakdown, ¡Viva la Gloria!, Before the Lobotomy, Christian’s Inferno, Last Night on Earth, East Jesus Nowhere, Peacemaker, Last of the American Girls, Murder City, ¿Viva la Gloria? (Little Girl), Restless Heart Syndrome, Horseshoes and Handgrenades, the Static Age, 21 Guns, American Eulogy, See the Light





Personil:

Billie Joe Armstrong (Guitar, Lead Vocals)
















Mike Dirnt (Bass, Backing Vocals)















Tre Cool (Drums, Percussion, Backing Vocals)

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